Christina Ricci might have been drinking
By | March 11, 2010
Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths… …read full story
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Presented By Plenty Of Fish
By | March 11, 2010
If you’ve got about 65-hours to kill and have already done way more important things like (don’t click on that) playing your goat bagpipes, then hit play above to watch the long ass video for “Telephone” starring The Tuck Master (aka Lady GaGa) and The Wig Whisperer (aka Beyonce). Brace yourself, because Beyonce’s acting will melt the glue in your weave.
Better yet, skip the video and just put a half tab of acid under your tongue and watch a marathon of Freeway, Thelma & Louise, Kill Bill and Changed Heat while eating a Miracle Whip sandwich.
via Just Jared
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Good luck with that.
By | March 11, 2010
Jersey Shore’s JWoww shocked the living shit out of people by not acting like a drunken whore at a recent club appearance. Turns out MTV is essentially trying to stop the rotation of the Earth. FOX 411 reports: Jenni… …read full story
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Jessica Simpson’s rotund breasts and other news
By | March 11, 2010
- Lindsay Lohan’s Lawsuit: This is definitely what’s happening. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson talks about something on Letterman but you can’t see her cleavage no one cares. [Lainey Gossip] - Amy Winehouse is designing clothes now. You’ll believe a.. …read full story
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Corey Haim's Cause Of Death Still Not Known
By | March 11, 2010
Corey Feldman ventured into Larry King’s crypt last night to discuss Corey Haim’s death and also to tell people to stop throwing the “overdose” word around. Corey F said that people need to shut their whore mouths until the results of the autopsy come back, because Corey H was in a good place at the time of his death. Corey F added that Corey H could’ve died of anything from kidney failure to heart failure. Well, Corey F might be right, because Corey H’s mother tells Access Holllywood that the coroner gave her a “courtesy call” today to tell her that her son died of pulmonary congestion.
The coroner completed the autopsy today and found that Corey had an enlarged heart and water in his lungs.
However, TMZ is saying that an official cause of death won’t be issued until the toxicology reports come back. That could take up to eight long weeks. They added that someone from the coroner’s office did contact Corey’s mother today, but only to tell her that Corey had an enlarged heart. They didn’t give her a cause of death.
So while we’re waiting for the official cause of death, let’s just watch the trailer for Just One of the Girls over and over again. Just watch it on a loop for the next 8 weeks. Don’t stop.
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The Photoshop Awards: Aubrey O'Day For Millions Of Milkshakes
By | March 11, 2010
If you guessed that the next time you laid eyes on Aubrey O’Day she’d be covered in a milky substance, you were right! Here’s Aubrey O’Day trying to show up Mimi’s army of Photoshoppers and Lil’ Kim’s plastic surgeons in some kind of ad for Millions of Milkshakes.
Poor Ginger (the fluffy white dog on the left) now has cataracts. Didn’t we warn her to never stare directly into Aubrey’s naked situation?
via The Life Files
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Gerard Butler And Jennifer Aniston Are Stuck Together FOREVER!
By | March 11, 2010
At tonight’s London premiere of The Bounty Hunter, Gerard Butler held onto Jennifer Aniston as though she was a vagina wrapped in bacon. And Jennifer Aniston held onto Gerard Butler as though he was….well…as though he was a living, breathing man with a semi-working peen (that’s up for negotiations).
This is Gerry’s usual thing, though. At The Ugly Truth premiere last year, Gerry posed so close to Katherine Heigl that it looked like they were playing pass the golf ball with their crotches. Gerry isn’t at home on the red carpet unless he’s dry sexing a piece. And hopefully, Jennifer knew this was coming and wore a body condom underneath her dress. If she didn’t, there’s a good chance she caught the herp without the fun. Sigh. Story of her life.
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Corey Feldman gets it
By | March 11, 2010
Corey Feldman went on Larry King Live and took aim at the celebrities feigning sympathy for Corey Haim but let him die broke and “destitute.” Via People: “At the end of the day, Larry, where were all these people… …read full story
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